Seeing as Bush is seemingly bailing out every industry and all signs point to continued trillions of dollars given to industries when Obama gets in the White House, it comes as no surprise the porn industry is going to Washington D.C. for their federal handout.

No joke…as reported by CNN, Joe Francis, CEO of the Girls Gone Wild series and Larry Flynt of Hustler “request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry.”

Flynt and Francis agree the adult entertainment industry is in “no financial danger” but, “everyone and their mother want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three,” said Owen Moogan, spokesman for Larry Flynt.

But the industry leaders said the issue is a nation in need. “People are too depressed to be sexually active,” Flynt said in the statement. “This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex.”

Wow! What is this bullshit? I might as well draw up a proposal for the government to bail me out. Hell, I won’t need 9 zeros, 6 zeros or even 4 zeros behind the number I will be asking for. I sure hope Congress does not consider this a serious request.

Although with that said it would not be a surprised when the adult entertainment industry is award $5 billion. I guess that just goes to show the the sort of scumbags in Washington D.C. that will even consider this sort of request from other scumbags. They should all have a good time together.